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Black humor: 90 jokes on taboo subjects (+ top 10)

Black humor knows no boundaries and is therefore often offensive. We'll tell you everything you need to know about black humor. Additionally, we have 90 funny jokes for you and an amazing study of people who can laugh at taboo subjects.

Humor is always subjective. Everyone has a different sense of humor. Even if they don't laugh at the same things, most people tolerate each other. But when it comes to black humor, opinions differ. Laughing at taboo subjects doesn't go over well with most of them. The jokes listed here are only suitable for people who understand black humor and should not be taken seriously under any circumstances.

What is black humor?

What black humor is

Humor can be very different. Some like flat jokes, others long witty and thoughtful jokes. Some people depend on the topic, others just laugh at inside jokes or situation comedy. And then there are people with black humor who even have over classic 'taboo topics' can laugh.

What is allowed to be laughed about and what not is written anywhere. It is up to you to decide which topics you can laugh about and where you draw your personal boundaries. People with black humor find a special attraction in this crossing of boundaries and provocation. Even if these jokes often sarcastic, cynical, malicious, jaded or even aggressive towards others, they address socially critical issues. People with black humor sometimes draw attention to them through their jokes.

So people with black humor are not afraid to say how things really are. You can imagine that this doesn't go down so well with everyone. Still, black humor is what you make of it. If you want to read such a joke in a racist way instead of seeing social criticism behind it, you should stay away from black humor. If you think such jokes are simply ‘tasteless’, it is best not to look at them at all.

The term "black humor"

"Gallows humor" is a form of black humor

The term "black humor" was first used by the surrealist André Breton used around 1940 under the influence of Freud and Hegel. Since the 1960s it has shown clear characteristics of disillusionment and nihilism. Thus, he has the tendency to clear up grievances, to emphasize and to be able to laugh at the thoroughly bad world.

There is even the "black comedy”Which, like the black jokes, does not stop at absurd, morbid and serious topics such as death, illness, disability, crime, political grievances and sexual lewdness. So basically black humor knows no limits and finds its charm precisely in this taboo, provocative, general social border crossing.

One form of black humor is the so-called "Gallows humor”Who tries to make an inevitable misfortune more bearable through humor. Literally, it originally meant the jokes that condemned people uttered when they went to the gallows. You should take the horror of death away and make it look ridiculous. In films, the gallows humor is still often used to accompany death scenes.

Study: Smart people have black humor

A study by the Medical University of Vienna found that people with a sense of black humor are more intelligent, less aggressive and in a better mood than other people. 156 test persons with an average age of 33 and with different educational backgrounds were asked about comics from Uli Stein's “Black Book”. You first took an IQ test. There they answered among other things Questions about their education, mood and aggressiveness. Then they rated the comics.

The subjects with the greatest black humor did the best in the IQ tests, were the least aggressive and were in the best mood. Those who had little or no laugh at the comics were comparatively more aggressive, more negative, and did not do as well on the intelligence tests.

The result contradicted the prejudice that people with black humor are more biting or grumpier than others. There is also an explanation for the results: According to their expert opinion, people with black humor can deal with bad situations more playfully. People without black humor are often more likely to be hit by bad events and can cause them to be in a bad mood. People with black humor, on the other hand, can simply laugh about it and process the situation better.

90 black humor jokes

90 black humor jokes

Black humor is what you make of it. The narrower the line between crossing personal boundaries, the funnier the joke is for the person. In addition, humor doesn't always have to be logical. Sometimes we cannot explain why we have to laugh more at one joke than at the other.

Humor is still one Matter of taste - And you probably can't explain why you prefer one flavor of ice cream better than the other. It's just your personal taste. So don't judge others if they think other jokes are funnier than you. After all, not everyone has to like the same type of ice cream.

Black humor with the themes of accident and death

Everyone has come into contact with the subject of death at some point, has lost a loved one, had to write a letter of condolence or has already thought about their last will. It is not a subject to joke about in general and in sad contexts. It doesn't go down well with everyone either. But since it can happen to anyone, the following jokes are comparatively harmless.

In addition, laughter is a way of dealing with fear. So who is special fear of death can laugh the most here. Others might find it tasteless and personally offended for the same reason. So be careful who you tell these jokes to. If you want a blunt balance on the subject of death that challenges you less on the meta level, you'll find funny short jokes here.

  1. A mountain guide in Austria says to the tourists: “The next ridge past the rock is very steep and dangerous! Hold on tight and watch out! If you should crash anyway, don't forget to look to the left, there you have a great view! "
  2. Says one child: My grandma bought me an ice cream in town today.
    The other child says: My grandma would be 78 years old now.
    One child is crying.
  3. What is on a math teacher's tombstone? - He didn't expect that!
  4. Back then as a little boy at various wedding celebrations: The acquaintances always said to me and with a big grin: "You are next".
    Now I've turned the tables and do the same thing at funerals. However, I'm the only one who laughs.
  5. - I can count on one hand how often I've been to Chernobyl.
    - How often?
    - Seven times.
  6. A man choked on a pancake the other day.
    It is crêped in the truest sense of the word.
  7. How many deaths were there in the last railway accident? - 67 and a few crushed ones.
  8. I gave the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex-girlfriend. Now she will experience firsthand what it feels like to be rejected.
  9. A woman asks Fritzchen: "Where is your mother?"
    Fritzchen: "Run over by the tractor!"
    Woman: "You poor and your father?"
    Fritzchen: "Run over by the tractor!"
    Woman: "And your siblings?"
    Fritzchen: "Run over by the tractor!"
    Woman: “For God's sake! You poor child, what are you doing all day alone? "
    Fritzchen: "Drive the tractor!"
  10. Which animal has four legs and one arm? - A pit bull in the children's playground.
  11. What do you do when you no longer know where you are on the motorway? - Turn around and turn on the radio.
  12. Mom, why do I get my Christmas presents in September? - Because they're cheaper than chemotherapy.
  13. What is the difference between tennis and bungee jumping? - In tennis you have two serves.
  14. Two doctors meet in the cemetery at midnight. Does one of them mean: "So, colleague, do you also do an inventory?"
  15. "Doctor, can you help me?"
    "Hmm, I'll prescribe you a couple of mud baths first."
    "And they help?"
    "No, but you do get used to the damp earth."
  16. A man in a white coat comes into the hospital room and asks the patient: "How tall are you?"
    Patient: "1 meter 80, doctor."
    Man: "I'm not the doctor, I'm the carpenter."
  17. The grandson asks the grandfather: "Grandpa, why don't you have life insurance?"
    Then the grandfather: "So that you all will be very sad when one day I die."
  18. "The new intern threw off my jacket."
    "Shall I hang it up?"
    "Yes please. But make it look like an accident."
    "What?"
    "What?"
  19. Offer parachute; never open; few red spots.
  20. What do you say when a cook has died? He gave up the spoon.
  21. Jacob is dying. His wife is sitting on the edge of the bed. He looks up and says very weakly: "I have to confess something to you."
    “It doesn't have to be,” says his wife.
    "But! I insist I want to make my peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her friend and your mother! "
    "But I have known that for a long time," she says gently, "now lie down so that the poison can work."
  22. "Really only victims with me at work." - Werner, 57, trauma surgeon. "
  23. Sorry, what's the quickest way to get to the hospital? "
    "Just stand in the middle of the street for a while."
  24. Where's the annoying neighbor you told me about? I don't even see him anymore. "
    "It's in the garden"
    "Where that?"
    "Well, you have to dig a bit."
  25. Doctor in hospital to patient: "I have good news and bad news."
    Patient: "Okay, I want to hear the good news first."
    Doctor: "After you, a bed will be free."

Jokes about men and women

Jokes about men and women

These jokes make use of them classic gender stereotypesthat still prevail in our society. With jokes about men and women, you can make fun of these clichés at the meta level. In the meantime, however, these jokes are no longer as critical socially and can be told well at bachelorette parties, for example. Sometimes they can cheer up people who have just been disappointed by the opposite sex. Jokes are generally a way of expressing criticism - including dealing with disappointment and laughing at what makes you unhappy.

  1. Got kicked out of the library yesterday because I put a book on women's rights in the fantasy section.
  2. There is something good in everyone. And if it's just the kitchen knife!
  3. What is a man between two women? An education gap.
  4. When God created the earth, He said, "You can find a perfect man on every corner." And then he made the earth round.
  5. What's a man in hydrochloric acid? - A problem solved.
  6. Why shouldn't women over 30 stop playing hide and seek? Because nobody is looking for them anymore.
  7. The superior sees a nun standing in the cloister with a baby carriage. He asks: "Well, sister, little monastery secret?" - "No, Reverend, a cardinal error."
  8. When is a man worth a euro? - When he pushes a shopping cart!
  9. Woman moans in pain in the maternity ward.
    He: "I'm so sorry, my angel, that you have to go through this."
    She: “Don't worry. That's not your fault."
  10. My wife recently had such a high fever that I had to carry her into the kitchen to make my breakfast.
  11. What do clouds and men have in common? - If they go away, it can be another nice day.
  12. If a man says, "I'll fix this!" Then it will be done too!
    There's no need to remind him every two years!
  13. We broke up for religious reasons. My husband thought he was god.
  14. When a man opens the car door for his wife, either the car is new or the wife.
  15. What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. called home.

Black humor jokes on mixed topics

If you haven't found what you are looking for yet, we have a few more mixed topics here that might suit your taste. Among other things, you'll find jokes about here Cannibalism, poverty, disability, disease, crime and war.

The point is not to literally take the joke and support those views. The joke is also not intended to offend or hurt feelings. You should have said on a Meta level understand and therefore can laugh about it. Social 'taboos' make it impossible for many to address and deal with negative issues. Black humor can help. You can find more good jokes for every sense of humor here.

As always, be careful which joke you tell whom. Topics that are further removed from everyday life, such as cannibalism, are more generally applicable. You have to be especially careful when it comes to current affairs and when you make a joke about current grievances. You can find uncomplicated jokes to die for here.

  1. What is a one-armed man looking for in the pedestrian zone? - A thrift shop.
  2. What does a cannibal get who is late for dinner? - The cold shoulder.
  3. What is the name of a dog without legs? It really doesn't matter what the name of such a dog is. If you call him, he won't come anyway!
  4. What is a dead tensioner? Stay away from the window.
  5. What does a wheelchair user do when they are angry? Turn the wheel!
  6. What is mean
    To give a movie ticket to a blind man.
    And what's mean?
    If it's a silent movie.
  7. Father? What is a tranny? I don't know for sure, but ask Aunt Klaus.
  8. What do you do when a leper shakes your hand? - You give it back to him!
  9. Jokes about wheelchair users are a no-go!
  10. What is the difference between a doctor and a Pole? The Pole knows what is wrong with you!
  11. The little one piss-off-my-name-it's-none-your-business wants to be picked up from the children's paradise.
  12. Doctor: "You have 10 left to live."
    Patient: “10 what? Months? Years? "
    Doctor: "Nine ..."
  13. What was the mood like in the GDR? - You kept within limits!
  14. What is the first thing you learn in the French Army? - Surrender in 10 languages.
  15. Why do conjoined twins like to travel to England? - So that the other person can drive too.
  16. Father: Son, I donated all of your toys to the children's home.
    Son: Why did you do that?
    Father: So that you don't get too bored there.
  17. I finally got myself a roof box like this for the car. Really practical, you can hardly hear the children anymore.
  18. - Mom, the Christmas tree is on fire.
    - Oh child, that means the Christmas tree is glowing.
    - OK mum. Now the curtains light up too.
  19. "Wow, that boy over there is ugly."
    "This is my son."
    "Oh sorry, I didn't know you were the father."
    "I am his mother."
  20. If I'm bringing you breakfast in bed, I want a simple "Thank you!" And not "What the hell are you doing in my house ?!"
  21. One planet to another: “Oh, what a bummer, I have people.” The other: “Don't worry. That'll pass quickly. "
  22. Fritzchen asks his grandma. Grandma, how much does your hearing aid cost? Grandma says: No, it won't rust.
  23. Back then as a little boy at various wedding celebrations: The acquaintances always said to me and with a big grin: "You are next".
    Now I've turned the tables and do the same thing at funerals. However, I'm the only one who laughs.
  24. Doctor: I have good news and bad news. Which one would you like to hear first?
    Patient: The good one.
    Doctor: I wanted to let you know that you only have one week to live.
    Patient: And the bad one?
    Doctor: I've been trying to reach you for a week.
  25. Famous last word of a postman: "You are a lovely dog."
  26. Doctor to patient: You are so healthy that you will definitely be 80.
    Patient: But I'm already 80.
    Doctor: Look, I told you to quit smoking.
  27. Man wakes up from a coma.The woman takes off her black clothes and says annoyed: "You can't be relied on either"
  28. I gave the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex-girlfriend. Now she will experience firsthand what it feels like to be rejected.
  29. I baked you chocolate cookies! It's an excuse for setting fire to your car.
    WHAT DID YOU DO!?
    Baked you chocolate cookies.
  30. Final words from the PE teacher: "All spears to me."

Quotes with black humor

Quotes with black humor

Also, many well-known personalities have not shied away from dealing with black humor or others cross-border statements To be heard. Send the quotes or set them as WhatsApp status. Be prepared, however, that you could get offended and one or the other get upset about the quote. Overall, the quotes are rather harmless in terms of their degree of black humor. They express obvious criticism and are difficult to misunderstand.

  1. Yes, one must forgive one's enemies
    but not before they were hanged.
    (Heinrich Heine)
  2. Experience doesn't mean anything. You can do your thing badly for 35 years.
    (Kurt Tucholsky)
  3. At least your best friend should have the decency to fail.
    (Oscar Wilde)
  4. In the first year of marriage, the man strives for supremacy.
    In the second, he fights for equality.
    In the third, he struggles for bare existence.
    (George Bernard Shaw)
  5. You can do a lot of good in the world
    by just keeping your mouth shut.
    (Gertrude Stein)
  6. People have two legs and two convictions: one when they are doing well and one when they are not doing well. The last one is called religion.
    (Kurt Tucholsky)
  7. An egoist is a person of inferior taste
    who is more interested in herself than in me.
    (Ambrose Bierce)
  8. Stupid and clever differ in that the stupid always makes the same mistakes and the clever always makes new ones.
    (Kurt Tucholsky)
  9. Cheering over military spectacles is an advertisement for the next war.
    (Kurt Tucholsky)
  10. I don't like to deal with the Church; there is no point in discussing with a point of view that has allowed itself to be protected under criminal law.
    (Kurt Tucholsky)

Black humor: Our top 10

Here we have some black humor jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh. The good thing about them: They're not so critical that you couldn't tell them to anyone. These jokes don't make you as offensive as others. Share them with friends or relatives and have a real laugh together. Especially if you've had a bad day, these jokes can cheer you up. For example, if you had stress at school because the math teacher rated you badly again, you might like the first joke right away.

  1. What is on a math teacher's tombstone? - He didn't expect that!
  2. Got kicked out of the library yesterday because I put a book on women's rights in the fantasy section.
  3. What is a one-armed man looking for in the pedestrian zone? - A thrift shop.
  4. Question to Siri: Why have I been single for so long? - Siri activates the front camera.
  5. What's the Difference Between Yogurt and America?
    If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, a culture develops!
  6. What does a cannibal get who is late for dinner? - The cold shoulder.
  7. I don't like to deal with the Church; there is no point in discussing with a point of view that has allowed itself to be protected under criminal law.
    (Kurt Tucholsky)
  8. Child 1: "Dad, why am I called Snowflake?"
    Dad: "Because a snowflake fell on your head when you were born."
    Child 2: “Dad, why is my name actually Blatt?
    Dad: "Because a leaf fell on your head when you were born."
    Child 3: "öööäüäöö"
    Dad: "BE STILL BRICK!"
  9. An egoist is a person of inferior taste
    who is more interested in herself than in me.
    (Ambrose Bierce)
  10. My wife says I am treating one of our children unfairly. I don't even know which one she means: Philipp, Paul or the ugly fat one?
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